Hi I'm Becca. I'm a dancer, cliche hater, swearer, lover of things that I love and when I laugh it sounds like a fat black lady.
Eh, what are ya gonna do?

americachavez:

petemaximoff:

EW STEVE ROGERS WORE THE SAME UNDERPANTS FOR SEVENTY YEARS

  


magebird:

corpseheiress:

If you have suffered a tragedy and someone says, “you’re in my prayers” with sincerity, and you respond with some egotistical shit about being atheist you are an emotionally inept moron.

For real though like think about it. If someone is religious, there’s really no kinder sentiment they can express than appealing to the highest power they know for your recovery. Whether or not you think it “works” is irrelevant— the kindness is absolutely real.

(Source: cefalopod)


fireandshellamari:

when people upset the friends

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cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.


COLLEGE???? COLLEGE COLLEGE
COLLEGE
*points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?
*picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE
*throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE

17yr:

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drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well